From the bleached blonde hair to the fake Jimmy Choo shoes, it was all lies. He found this out on their first night together. It was their honeymoon and they decided to “save themselves” till they were married, which in this case was a mistake. As he readied himself for bed he caught a glimpse of her in the mirror that reflected the interior of the bathroom. She had insisted on him keeping the lights out. He watched mesmerized by the transformation from pretty woman to the witch of Endor. Off came the blonde wig, the tape to hold her sagging jowls, the bra that had worked miracles, and the Lycra body suit letting all flop and sag. He quickly grabbed his clothes and took the nearest train to a different location. The sight of her reminded him of Melisandre in Game of Thrones!
The Bag Lady 
Whoa, what a shocker for him. Reality bites!
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This is great………………….. well, not for him!
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