Suze asks some questions…

Okay…….I had a daily prompt for a few months, then it turned into a every couple of days…and morphed to a once a week before I simply became overwhelmed with life as I know it. I had a bunch of stupid, intelligent, brash, obnoxious or silly questions all in a draft that I kept…until now.

I figured just use up the remaining ones all in one go and see if anyone wanted to answer any of them.

So here they are…..

When was the last time you laughed so hard you almost wet yourself? 2015 when I lost my bladder to cancer and was fitted with a urostomy—see? There are positives…
What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower? I don’t sing in the shower, the auto fan is always on with the light and the curtain doesn’t close all the way, so it’s freezing!
If you could have one super power what would it be? I guess making the world free of war is out, so maybe make every person be sympathetic to others.
What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard? You have a great laugh…I don’t.
What’s the best joke you know? Two strings walk into a bar, I forgot the punchline.
If you worked in a circus, what would your job be? Ticket sales.
What’s your best dance move? 😂😂😂😂
What was your most embarrassing moment? Too many to state although last year at Halloween was a topper…at the doctor’s office a nurse came out and he was absolutely covered with tattoos a bald head arms everything covered with tattoos and he had some funny kind of glasses on and a Halloween shirt. He asked me if I’d like to follow him in to the exam room area. I thought I was being funny when I said I don’t know. Is it safe? My daughter was behind me trying to melt into the carpet without success, and that’s when I realized all the tattoos were real.🙄🤯
What’s your strangest quirk? I find humor in very small things which makes other people look at me like I am nuts, which, of course I am.
If you could trade lives with any celeb, who would it be? I wouldn’t be a celebrity if you paid me, I like my private life too much.
What’s the oddest food in your fridge? Tomorrow is payday so right now my fridge is practically bare. I suppose a dried up lemon might qualify.