my real personality doesn’t fit in this clime
people might question their safety with me
but I’ll accommodate for certain fees
you see, I’m a lawyer of good reputation
I’ll give you excellent representation
I have certain skills that others do not
and certain abilities you can’t spot
my facade of the suit and dark glasses
helps me seen as human, for passing
people give me a second look
quickly put their nose back in their book
an illusion they think and shake their head
and if not, they might end up dead
I confess I’ve certain lethal tendencies
usually I don’t mention these
but I see you are a discerning guy
and contemplating if you should try
to hire me with my unusual traits
be assured I say in good faith
I will defend you and we’ll win the case.
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No Theme Thursday: 06.27.24
The Bag Lady 
This dude is getting some serious mileage. He’s popular this week LOL
Fantastic work, and in some ways probably far more accurate than we care to speculate! 🦎🦎🦎
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He’s so unusual, loved the image
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I’m trying to keep it interesting for y’all!
Thank you! 😊
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