He could relate a story easy as pie
Also had a talent for cooking
He could cook eggs without even looking
One day as he was listening to jazz in the park
Watched a soccer game just for a lark Suddenly it started to rain
It rained so hard even a plane
High above he could see with his field glasses
Started diving downward, making low passes
Joe grabbed his phone to call it in
Then it started upward again
Joe realized it must be an air show stunt
Spoke harshly into the phone, being quite blunt
“Can’t you see the kids here playing a game? You’re flying too low, should be ashamed…”
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Lucky Dip – Saturday Mix, 30 March 2024
The Bag Lady 
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