Be Careful What You Wish For

Thanks for nothing Frank. Now look at me. It’s so heavy I can’t even move it out of the way to eat!

Personally, I’d call it a victory. You wanted to stand out in a crowd, now you will!

Stand? Stand? I can barely hold this up longer than a minute, and can’t walk for five! How exactly is that a victory? All I wanted was to impress Morlena. Now she can’t even look at me.

Look, Joe, you asked for a potion to appease her love of a larger nose, and that’s what I gave you. Just don’t get a cold or allergies; a sneeze would blow us into the next continent.

***

https://sundayphotofiction.com/2020/06/07/sunday-photo-fiction-june-7-2020/

https://cyranny.com/2020/06/07/victory-word-of-the-day-challenge/#like-53361

https://fivedotoh.com/2020/06/07/fowc-with-fandango-thanks/?like_actor=102337606&like_hmac=e5c8d29302d92cc89cd5ad7c7dab77fe&postid=43539&like=1&source=sub_email