Forced to find something to watch on tv, old Law and Order episodes with Jerry Orbach as Detective Lenny Briscoe were my favorites, and now hearing, seeing ads for the show, they often have his wittiest lines in them. If I have the tv on and hear one, it always makes me laugh. Here are a few, probably not the best:
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Apparently most of his funny lines were ad libs when the cast gathered to rehearse lines for the show. The writers left them in. A great character to be remembered.
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The Bag Lady 
I loved Lennie – I always looked forward to those wise cracks.
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Pretty funny lines. Thanks for sharing. He was a good actor.
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