Sitting all pious
A diner on diet
Chooses the beans
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No use to deny it
Cannot keep quiet
After consuming beans
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Her stomach’s upset
No harm was meant
Good protein choice, beans
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She started to squirm
And then she learned
In public you never eat beans
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A surprising noise
She lost her poise
Unfortunate result of beans.
The Bag Lady 
Funny and honest ! Love it!
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What a delightful rhyme. I should remember it the next time I eat beans!
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Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart.
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That’s the original version : )
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Made me laugh, mainly because so true. With age, you learn what not to have in public to prevent embarrassing moments and seemingly long car rides home. .
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Exactly
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