He loved to dance, his favorite, a jig
Requiring lots of actions quite big
After shave, deodorant, all
Couldn’t hide his fragrant pall
The other dancers fell away
Some had tears, some started to sway.
Now if you don’t smell like a rose
While dancing with others, don’t impose.
The smell of overacting dance
Causes an odor, not a fragrance
The Bag Lady 