If he thinks I’m going on that boat with him he’s crazy. What is he thinking? Cats don’t like water, especially floating on a small piece of wood surrounded by it! We don’t even bathe in water, ever! We have our own way of bathing. That’s why we have these rough, sandpaper tongues!
You would think after all this time together he would realize that, but no! I’m getting a boat he said, it’ll be fun, he said. We can fish! Think, fresh fish for your dinner!
I’m going home. Give me a warm rug and a can of tuna.

LOL “I’m buying a boat, he said, it’ll be fun, he said!” I could totally imagine Freja thinking the same thing 😉
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Don’t eat warm blooded mammals but like fish, for eating. The radiation of Fukushima Daiichi into pacific threatens all fish in the oceans of the world …. Cheers Jamie
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