Fandango’s Story Starter

This week’s Story Starter teaser is:

With her tables, charts, and calendars spread out on the table in front of her, the astrologer looked up at Eleanor and said, “Your past, present, and future are about to collide.”

“What? I must have really goofed up with that last spell! I don’t understand it! I just used a tiny bit of the future, a smidgen of time travel, and a pinch of memories! What could possibly have gone wrong?”

The astrologer put her head down on the table, saying, “I’m getting too old for this sh-t!”

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Fandango’s Story Starter #157