I was laying comfortably, supine
Remembered it’s bill day
I’ll pay them pronto with banking online.
After I donned my robe, snacked on some kippers
My eyebrows raised as a sight piqued my mind
Spied an $800 dollar expense that I find
Then felt a panic as if I’m a child, my heart started beating wild
I grabbed the curtain, almost shred the valance
Saw that I read it wrong, it was only the balance!
I hadn’t been drinking, barely awake
But a chunk of my mind did a wrong double take
I’m not a dipper or alcohol sipper but somewhere my mind took a definite slipper.
My family laughed as the joke to remind
It might be my time for Shady Pines🙄