“I say old boy, is this another morning where you straddle the line between consuming a particular piece of a possibly radioactive item disguised as a doughnut, or a healthy piece of whole grained toast?”
“You know George, your malapert personality only shows itself in the morning. We all have to wait till afternoon to engage you in conversation. I’ll have you know my mother made fresh doughnuts every morning and I’m still here, healthy as ever! Perhaps the sugar quality of this warm sweet treat would put you in a better mood.“
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The Bag Lady 
A donut a day keeps the doctor away!
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A little sweetness does sweetens the tongue and makes people more pleasant. Thanks Cheryl for joining in.
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So cleverly put together! And a new word: I’d never come across ‘malapert’ before 🙂
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Caramel topped raised doughnuts are delightful but I’d give anything to have one of my moms plain old fashioned treats
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I love doughnuts, especially those with caramel or lately ‘green slime’ (raspberry and pineapple jam) filling. Thanks for playing along.
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