I always get a laugh out of the complex’s yearly private pool rule warnings. Why even go there? You would think small children were going to stir up a cauldron of mischief and adults would not have a prayer of enjoying themselves in the cool water. Of course no one is allowed to have a cocktail such as a cosmopolitan while watching their children play – all to allay any fun at all, so why bother? It would be more fun to set up a baby pool on your “spacious” 8×8’ patio —oh I forgot, that’s not allowed either.🙄😅
JULY 2021 NEWSLETTER
Some Important Dates to Remember
Residents, Please remember when addressing any member of our staff, your neighbors or members of the community to conduct yourself in a respectful manner. Treat others as you would like to be treated.
Reminder!
Cheyenne Frontier Days is only a few weeks away which means many people will be coming into town, both good and bad. Because crime rates tend to increase around Frontier Days, please be sure to lock your vehicles and apartments and do not leave any valuables unattended. Please keep your eyes out for any suspicious activity and report it to the Cheyenne Police Department’s non-emergency line at 307-637-6524.
Pool Rules
No persons under the age of 16 are allowed in the pool area without an adult
No children under the age of 5 are allowed in the spa
No persons under the age of 16 are allowed in the Fitness Center or Indoor Spa
Absolutely NO FOOD, NO ALCOHOL, NO GLASS, NO PETS & NO BBQ GRILLS are allowed in
the pool area. Clear plastic bottles ONLY.
Appropriate swimwear must be worn. No thongs, cheeky bottoms, cut off shorts, street clothing or diapers.
You may have two (2) guests per apartment join you; however, you must be with them AT ALL TIMES. If the pool is too crowded for residents, guests must leave
Keep the gate closed. Do not open the gate for anyone even if you may think they are a resident. All residents must access the gate with their amenity card for safety and security reasons
No diving/flipping, spitting, spouting water or boisterous play in the pool. No throwing balls back and forth, no splashing, no foul language and no yelling or screaming
Any violation of our rules and policies may result in loss of privileges and/or eviction
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Wow, talk about party poopers!
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No breathing either.
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😄
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That’s a lot of rules. You can still wee in the pool!
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I’m surprised that’s not in the list😅
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Hahaha, now put that thong away!
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Suddenly I am reminded of the Baby Ruth in the pool scene from Caddy Shack.
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Probably wouldn’t happen here😄
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