Online shopping is no love of mine
Whether picking out underwear lingerie fine
Or choosing groceries on which to dine.
Others may enjoy online spiels
Selling frankenfood that might make you feel
Healthier, or unusually strong
Or vitamin potions – the list is long.
I prefer shopping face to face
Then I’m the one to shoulder the blame
If a product doesn’t live up to its fame.
Eureka! I found out on this day
Cash to indulge is only a click away: