It was a ridiculous hope that one swift swing of his club would win the tournament. But his influence had worked so far, and accepted flat out that he indeed was king, at least in his own mind and a few sycophant followers.
Everyone was glued to their screens at home, as he took the club from his caddie. The swing done, the ball landed on a tv satellite dish, as the golfer was shocked to have the world see his error.
Of course he loudly blamed his caddie of giving him the wrong club on purpose to make him look bad. The caddie merely uttered “oops” as he retreated with a sneaky smile.