Thanks for nothing Frank. Now look at me. It’s so heavy I can’t even move it out of the way to eat!
Personally, I’d call it a victory. You wanted to stand out in a crowd, now you will!
Stand? Stand? I can barely hold this up longer than a minute, and can’t walk for five! How exactly is that a victory? All I wanted was to impress Morlena. Now she can’t even look at me.
Look, Joe, you asked for a potion to appease her love of a larger nose, and that’s what I gave you. Just don’t get a cold or allergies; a sneeze would blow us into the next continent.