Okay, cat lovers, read no further! My first thoughts for this Prompt were CATS! They splay their behind in a rude manner, they all should be spayed and the males love to spray their scent everywhere.
In my defense, I’ve had and loved cats, grew up on a dairy farm with many of them that were left on our property, and then with my kids. First a mother cat, and then two adorable kitties, all three from the Dumb Friends League. At times I miss them, but now am allergic. I think dogs are truly man’s best friends.