What? You can’t put that in the window!
Stop wagging on about it, Charles. The manufacturer said all new sweaters should be displayed pronto! This unexpected snowstorm has everyone scrambling for winter wear and we need to get in on it!
But we still have Halloween candy to get rid of.
Just put a sale label over the freshness date and box it for next year. Now get busy with those mannequins, and I mean all of them! Put some large ski goggles on that cracked one.