Joe and his companion finished their lunch at the small cafe in the tiny mountain town. Finding nothing familiar on the menu they ordered a simple hamburger. At least that’s what they thought.
Both noticed an unusual flavor to the meat, but thought it was only a local spice the two ranch cowboys hadn’t experienced.
Unfortunately they were correct. As the meal started to digest the two men acted like absquatulating aliens as they rushed to the restroom at the same time.
They were classified as aliens, by the restaurant owners and employees –humanoids.