Far be it for me to be considered critical

I think it’s more like “analytical”

I observe, decide and survey

Voice my opinion, come what may!

Brings an answer in no uncertain terms

“Go out in the garden and eat some worms!”

A popular remark years ago

If someone’s slight delivered a blow

But now all is wide open and free

Fine for me, but not for thee

How dare you criticize me?

**Lest I be criticized, just kidding folks!

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