Far be it for me to be considered critical
I think it’s more like “analytical”
I observe, decide and survey
Voice my opinion, come what may!
Brings an answer in no uncertain terms
“Go out in the garden and eat some worms!”
A popular remark years ago
If someone’s slight delivered a blow
But now all is wide open and free
Fine for me, but not for thee
How dare you criticize me?
**Lest I be criticized, just kidding folks!