Saturday Silliness


She wore her fluffy pink tutu
And the white tights from Pluto
Slippers so rare
And left her arms bare
To hold onto her partner, Caputo.

The dance of ballet
So people say
Is full of beauty and fame
But this girl so pretty
And not too witty
Puts other dancers to shame.

Her pirouettes are tippy
Her posture is drippy
And her partners feel a disgrace
If her balance fails
She starts to flail
And promptly falls on her face.

I offer the end
Of this sad trend
For those athletically inept
Her partner’s to blame
If he’d caught the babe
Her reputation would have been kept.


Disclaimer — in my defense, I couldn’t get the first two lines out of my mind, so had to put them here.😟


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