Trying to use a sewing machine
Seems to make me want to scream
Patterns you use are made out of tissue
So light that it makes pinning an issue
Speaking of pins, ever notice they’re picky?
Need the right tip or pinning is tricky.
You lay out the pattern over the fabric
Then expect to cut it out just like magic
But the pattern moves even with pins
And scissors are causing the fabric to spin
So everything turns out a bit wacky
And your finished product looks quite tacky.
Save yourself the frustration honey,
Shop and purchase clothes, spend the money!
You’re reminding me how much I enjoy sewing, Cheryl. I have a piece of fabric I designed, and a pattern I like…the sewing machine beckons! π xoxoM
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Great! Take a picture!π€
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Okay. And don’t hold your breath! π xoxoM
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This poem takes me back to Home Economics class in middle school where I attempted to make a blouse which turned out a disaster. It never did fit quite right.
So much for my domestic abilities!
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I used to sew a lot. Proudest of a Christening outfit, gown and hat infant size. Tiny little cuffs and sleeves, but it turned out lovely. I used to make sleeping bags for the kids, Batman was the trickiest with all the spiky parts from his wings. Memories!βΊ
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I am impressed!
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Love your sense of humour in this poem! I used to do some sewing when I was younger, patching up clothes that had holes but after a while, the stitches fell apart and I’d sew them again. Same thing happened. Eventually had to buy new clothes. The only thing that I will continuing sewing and patching up is my blanket of over 20+ years – I’ve had it since the day I was born π
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I have a granddaughter who is almost eleven, and her old blankie still lives. I’ve patched it numerous timesπ
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I hope your granddaughter cherishes that blankie for many years to come. It sounds like a very loyal companion through good and not so good dreams π
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I used to be good at it, thanks for reminding me!π€
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This poem speaks to the countless hours you’ve spent laboring under a finicky sewing machine. While i can;t see the products of your sewing, I can see that this poem turned out well, so it’s not all bad π
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