I used to take my handy scooter
It was a real hooty tooter
When rubbish day came around
I’d bag it up tightly bound
Scoot down the sidewalk
When no one’s around
Listen to the bag drag on the ground.
Of course I was careful not to abuse
The rules of the complex on refuse.
I wrapped it soundly so nothing should leak
Used heavy bags so nothing would reek.
Others around just put anything there
Dog-do, even old stinky arm chairs.
Now I only have a chair that I roll
Going to the dumpster takes its toll
It’s hard to hold a big bag with your knees
So ask the grandkids would they please
Most of the time they do it for me
But now a problem…the Christmas tree!
#JusJoJan Daily Prompt – Jan. 19th/17January 19, 2017 by LindaGHil
I nominated you for the Mystery Blogger Award. https://poetry2473.wordpress.com/2017/01/20/mystery-blogger-award/
I’d love for you to participate but it’s totally your choice.
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Get a trailer for your wheelchair 🙂
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I have one for the scooter, small. Too small for garbage bags.
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Man, your life is just full of complications 😛
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I wouldn’t want it to be boring, much worse. Everyone has them, I just blab about them.
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You should fix some of them so you can talk about new ones.
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I nominated you for the Mystery Blogger Award, details on my site. Have fun with it!
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I noticed, and thanks but like I said last time I gave up doing awards (when my follow list actually had people in it) and I was getting 1 every other week. It’s nice to be recognised and thank you for that but I don’t participate. (I’d rather people recognise my efforts like you do with comments and banter rather than awards 🙂 )
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Ok, answers to all here in no order:
No way I’m paying
Fix what things?
Just thought it was very funny the rants were on the side. My related posts aren’t always what I would choose.
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Ok answers to you.
Pay me
Fix whatever it is that irks you
Like I say my related posts has been modified for my use, but you’re right some of the ones that come with themes do appear a bit random with what they choose.
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