I was just getting up, not quite awake
When the front door started to shake.
Sitting on the edge of the bed I just listened
So early the moonlight still glistened
Through the cracks in the blinds
I tried to clear my mind.
What could be making all this prattle
The door on loose hinges started to rattle
A delivered package? From the bed I rose
They did not read my note, I suppose.
I left a note on the door you see
To leave any parcels for delivery
There on the outside of my door
Cause answering quickly is a hard chore.
After some scraping, thumping, and thuds
I heard a voice say “Hey, what’s up, Bud”?
I froze on the spot
Who could that be, what?
“Hey, you changed things in here quite a lot”
I sat very still, while the guy had a thought.
“Oh, my god, I am sorry!, Oh, my god, oh my god”.
You’d think I’d be nervous and scared
For this strange guest I was not prepared.
I stayed in my room, quiet as a mouse
Since no light was on it was dark in my house.
“Oh, my god, I’m so sorry, I thought this was Dave’s!”
Trying to be quiet while laughing I craved
The intruder kept saying how sorry he was
Then shuffled and mumbled, at the door he paused.
“Sorry again, I, uh, please forgive me”
I heard his footsteps as out he did flee.
True story!
I once did that. Got off at the wrong floor and walked straight in on some stranger drinking OJ. Man, was he pissed! On my way out as I apologized; I said … “well the door, was unlocked” … Cheers Jamie
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; )))
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At least he wasn’t a deliberate intruder.
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Yes. My door is still not the best. If it’s not locked it blows open!!
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Ya probably ought to get that fixed. lol
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I like living on the edge ; )
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Lmao you’re too funny! Where do you live now? I know you were in Colorado at one time. Still there?
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I’m in Cheyenne, WY. Wind!!
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That’s cold up there!
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You bet, but the wind is the worst.
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I bet the poor fella was mortified, I bet you had not even brushed your hair either 😳
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Never saw him and vv. Young though, by his voice
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A mate of mine did a similar thing entered a house he thought was his and woke up in the morning asleep on the couch to the voices of people talking about the strange man on the lounge.
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