Three Line Tales #199

Bertha the cow from across the fence: “Well would you look at that? How did he get in there?”

Her friend Rhonda, the chicken, replied: “Well you know, Farmer Brown was so upset at Mrs. Brown, he yelled out, when pigs fly! Then it was like a miracle, all those porkers just sprouted wings and took off. The only one that didn’t leave was Georgie Porgie. You know he just flew over the fence and into the pool. He was always a little odd, hated mud baths. I guess he prefers chlorinated water instead!”

The rest of the farm animals just went back to grazing while Georgie thought he was in pig heaven.

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